26 March 2009

Opis aku ada sorang amoi cun+seksi. Aku sekadar pandang tang jauh jer.

Stakat ni, sebelum aku nak bukak sliding door rumah aku, aku akan skodeng sbelah rumah jiran budak2 bujang aku tu. Giler apa aku nak ngorat diorang? Cuma aku nak pasti kan sama ada satu towel kaler merah tengah bersidaian atau tidak. Aku x sure dah berapa lama mamat tu x basuh dia punya towel mandi. Hangit dia memang semacam punya bau. Lagi tengah hari lagi pekat dia punya hangit. Dah jadi ke pahit pulak jadi nya. Tiap kali tu la aku kena tahan napas bila nak keluar rumah. Kalau x, mula la aku terbersin2. Rasa nak bakar je satu rumah tu. Anak aku? Aku biar kan dia terima perbezaan bau.

Antara banyak2 bau busuk aku x leh terima adalah bau kaki busuk. Selalu nya terjadi kat asrama dulu2. Tapi baru2 ni aku mula x berapa selesa nak ke keja pasal ada satu bau lagi teruk dari bau kaki ngan towel merah tu.

Minggu lepas ada staff baru masuk keja kat tempat aku. Cina bangsa nya. Amoi jantina nya. Jr eng'r position nya. Memang peramah ngan kitorang. Muka cun+putih makan babi. Aku yang rajin melayan sebelum ni, tepaksa jadi sombong. Bukan sebab diskriminasi yang aku pilih. Memang buang tebiat kalau aku menyombong ngan pompuan. Tapi kali ni aku terpaksa.

Tiap kali dia akan berurusan ngan aku kalau2 ada drawing nak di revised. Sambil bentang drawing kat meja aku, dia mula tunjuk sana sini untuk di as-built. Dan tiap kali tu la aku pikir rasa nak tukar department lain. Aku x tau cemana dia bleh lepas interview ngan big bos aku kat dalam bilik ekon sana. Dia punya ketiak memang macam cipan datang haid punya bau. Kalau x pasal yoga tu di haram kan, skang jugak aku nak pegi latih tahan napas sampai 8 jam.

49 comments:

macha_sezs said...

Dia punya ketiak memang macam cipan datang haid punya bau

fuii...aku xleh bayang la die punye busuk cane..

a.k.u.p.e.n.t.o.i said...

ish....muka cun + seksi....skali bau cipan.....potong beb....telan viagra 12 biji pun lembik.....

Ahmad Azrin Aziz said...

memang haprakk punya amoi..

muka cun tapi bau ketiak macam longkang, macam haram weh..

Umie said...

hahahaha... aku pun takleh tahan ngan org yg ada bau ketiak nie... pe kata ko bg surprise present kat dia.. sekotak rexona... takpun febrezee... wkakakakaa

roshaizul said...

ko sound tegak je la kat amoi tu.

'u punya ketiak busyuk la'

Alang said...

Aboy....ko tau tak....balak amoi tu tangkap stim dgn bau ketiak ei tu....wakaka kaaahak tui........

zairi said...

madcha:
memang tengit beb.kalau dia kangkang depan aku pun,aku mengalir kan air mata tang jauh je.

akupentoi:
hahaha...potooong!!!

azrin:
macam haram jadah

umie:
kengkawan aku pun ada hajat macam tu gak.satu hari nanti memang dalam diam kitorang letak febreze kat drawer dia tu.hahaha...

roshaizul:
nak bukak mulut pun cemas beb.takut2 aroma dia masuk dalam mulut aku.nak samak cemana punya gaya?

alang:
peargh...cemana la gi dating punya gaya tu...mana entry baru?ape citer kat sana?ribut salji lagi ke?

ajako said...

korang tak tau, kat opis aku lagi haru, kalo en zairi punye kes amoy putih makan babi, kat opis aku makcik tua yg bau cipan. udah dibagi hadiah rexona pon, tp dia x pakai, dia bg laki dia. kalu meeting, aku kena napas ikut telinge, baru buleh idup...

manje said...

hoho kite leh pengsan menahan nafas kalo cam gitu la baunya...

>> salam kenal...

zairi said...

ajako:
ha tu lagi satu x bleh blah punya orang.orang kasi wangi untuk dia,bleh kasi kat laki dia plak.x paham2.

manje:
cuba ko bayang kan ko dok satu lif ngan dia.turun satu tingkat,dia kluar dari lif tu,masuk satu orang.mesti orang baru masuk tu saspek tu bau ketiak ko.apa solution ko?

Axl said...

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eliza said...

macam cipan datang haid punya bau? ah x dapat bayangkan mcmana...huhuhu
sedih..hahaha

apek terror said...

jap bagi hadiah la roll on nivea haha...

@t00neY r00neY® said...

giler ah..
busok die aku leh bau dr sini..
uwek!!!

zairi said...

axl:
alaaa...ko saje nak jaga hati aku kan? :)

aliza:
cipan punya bau lebih teruk dari cipanzee...

apek:
memang nak kasi taruk atas meja nanti tu.

atune:
hahaha...jauh lagi dah bau ek?

soul krasty said...

big bos ko stim ngan bau ketiak amoi tu..haha..

a.b geldofg said...

aku juga pcinta keindahan......yg cntik tk smestinya indah

zairi said...

azuwan:
aku rase pun macam tu gak ar...

wei..apsal blog ko punya lama nak view?popup giler2 lak tu.pasal tu la aku lama x pegi jenguk.

geldof:
dan keindahan x semesti nya...err..ntah..aku x sepuitis cam ko nak sambung.hahaha...

soul krasty said...

ntah...aku pn xtau..ade penggodam dh godam site aku kot..huhu..nnt ado maso aku poie betol an..hehe

fazadilla said...

muahahaha!!
nak tackle ckp nak tackle Incik zairi oooiiii!:P

"Dia punya ketiak memang macam cipan datang haid punya bau"

*mauahahahha..ayat weeiiii...adeiihh!!!

zairi said...

azuwan:
copek2 la poie boto an.dah lamo den x poie jongok blog kau tu.ceh!!cakap nogoghi konon kau ni...

fazadilla:
chait!!!ko ingat aku x de taste ke?hahaha...aku pon x tau la cipan datang haid punya bau cmana....tapi amoi tu memang masin laaa...

nuyuljana said...

hahahaha..
sound jew ar direct!

jarang seyh aku jumpa cina ketiak bau longkang!
klu melayu ramai ar!

nota bau ketiak: ko buat2 la nk termuntah ke, biar die dpt hint.. haha.

zairi said...

nuyul:
bukan x nak sound direct.hati lain2.kok dia pegi bunuh diri kang,ape citer?aku pun baru ni jumpa amoi ketiak longkang.x tau la apa dia punya pemakanan...

♥ Cik AyieHeL ♥ said...

cipan pun datang haid ea??giler advanced!!!conpirm tiap2 bulan cipan beli kotex kan??
lalalalala~~

Anonymous said...

hangpa semua bodo.aku kalau boleh,nak cari amoi muka cun, ketiak masam.best oooo...kalau dapat tarik bau....

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